PEOPLE!
Can't you see what's really happening here? The b3ta overlords are just testing the waters to see what us QOTWers really believe in their quest for WORLD DOMINATION!!

LOOK at the FACTS! This Question - finding out how many of us will believe crazy crackpot theories and will be susceptible to their own ideas, and finding out who cannot be programmed and so who'll get their accounts deleted! If that's not all, the last two questions are OBVIOUSLY designed to find out the constructive, creative types here who will help build their MIND RAYS and GOATSE STATUES!

OPEN YOUR MINDS, people! Looking back recently we've had questions - seemingly innocent, but with a malicious ulterior motive - about high ranking, capitalist theories like gyms, banks, bosses and the most impressive, powerful organisation of all - TRAMPS. The question about the dark was to gauge how many of us still suffer from this primal fear and will thank the b3ta denizens when they "recover" the country from the secretly imposed darkening! THEY'RE PLANNING TO BLOCK OUT THE SUN, PEOPLE!

The only reason Off Topic was created was to DISTRACT us, to take our MINDS off it so that we don't realise the PLOT until it's far too late! Run for the hills! Save yourselves, it's not too late!
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 21:20, 5 replies)

A goatse statue would look quite nice in my lounge.

( Maladicta, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 22:43, closed)

Exactly.
www.b3ta.com/questions/tinfoilhelmet/post509515
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:37, closed)

SHEEPLE LISTEN!
Its time to wake up and smell the stench of conspriracy!!
( unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:16, closed)

Glad someone else picked up on it
randomly CAPITALISING words makes me SO more credible, these WORDS have to be SEEN!
(Federale, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 16:27, closed)

Sadly...
I think I may have shot myself in the foot by spelling things correctly. And not going overboard on the exclamation marks.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 19:33, closed)