Channel Ten and Coke.
I was on the bus with my missus. Its never boring with her, she is a very attractive young lady, but for some reason seems to attract the strangest of people to her.

Anyway, we sat near the back, and a gentleman, a fairly normal looking, regular guy, got on behind us. he was carrying a large sports bag. We heard the zip go, and my missus felt a tap on her shoulder. "Excuse me young lady, have a can of coke" i looked round, and he was indeed offering her a can of coke. From his sports bag which was full of...cans of coke. Regular coke. (not diet). She said no thank you, and mentioned that he was a bit of a fan of the stuff. His reply is still with me today. "i hate the stuff. but its the only thing stopping Channel ten (tv station in oz) reading my mind and broadcasting what im thinking on the news..."

My lovely lady immediatly faced front, rolling her eyes. i couldnt help myself though. I asked why. He believed the sugar content fuzzed up the signals. He offered me a can, i said no, unless he had any diet coke (im not a fatty, i just prefer the taste). He looked at me in disguest. "Not enought suger, i reckon they will be broadcasting your mind next"...

He got off the next stop. I have seen him on buses often enough until recently. I think Channel ten have managed to unscramble his thoughts...
(danglesmurf, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 3:35, 4 replies)

Actually
isn't Lost on Channel 10?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 6:29, closed)

I like this
especially as you answered the question (unlike my own story this week)
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 7:00, closed)

You prefer the taste?
Of Diet Coke?

Your missus definitely does attract nutters.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 9:00, closed)

Agreed
Yoo is mental
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:23, closed)