Conspiracy theory nuttersI keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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A nefarious, shady arm of the Government is attempting to put a black mark against my name and possibly rob me of my libertyAnd I’m innocent! I swear, if I knew she was an undercover police officer I would’ve never asked how much she charged to let me take her up the dirtbox (no rubber). Apparently “I thought she was a prostitute.” is no defense in this damn country.
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SpankyHanky, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:10,
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have a clickfor 'dirtbox', a very under used, yet accurate, description.
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I would have preferredBarking Spider, but click none the less
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I'm a Rusty Sherriff's Badge man myselfNot literally, you understand...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:13,
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I like'up the Ronson'. Not literally.
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or quite simply'up the wrong un'
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