Conspiracy theory nuttersI keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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Another one of my "Crazy Friends"An old school chum of mine, Pete shall we say (for tis his name), was thoroughly convinced that the only reason that Britain didnt float away from mainland Europe was because the Channel Tunnel kept us anchored to France...
He was a fair few sandwiches, Jammie Dodgers and a flask of tea short of a picnic.
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unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:55,
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anda blanket, hamper, baguette, pate, wine glasses, bottle of wine and good company.
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That sounds about right.Also some dodgy white powder fell out of his blazer once.
"Its uh.... sugar. Seriously!"
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unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:27,
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OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLETHE CHANNEL TUNNEL WAS A DISTRACTION FROM OUR REAL ANCHOR, THE GIANTS CAUSEWAY TUNNEL. I'VE SEEN MAPS. COINCIDENCE?
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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:00,
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So what you're sayingIs that there's a tunnel from Ireland to Fingells Cave on the isle of Staffa, off the west coast of Scotland? Bloody odd place for a tunnel to exit!
edit: And what would be holding Britain anyway even if that was true?
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 3:06,
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