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I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

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Question - and this is sincere...
What's the story behind green ink?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 11:44, 11 replies)
The true sign of a madman
It's the writing colour of choice for nutters. Hence the term "green inkies".
(I helped save b3ta! calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 11:48, closed)
Well, yes.
But what I want to know is, why green in particular?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 11:55, closed)
See below.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 11:56, closed)
Suddenly, it all makes sense.
Ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:07, closed)
You can't read it with an XRAY MACHINE.
Black ink has iron in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 11:49, closed)
And red ink gives you cancer.
And blue ink had Government Mind-Control Drugs in.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 11:53, closed)
And pencil has
Traceable Carbon-14 in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 11:57, closed)
That's right.
But the scratching of the nib leaves characteristic spatter marks on the page that can be used to link documents. And the balls in Biros use so much pressure that they can print through an impression to underlying surfaces, with the same result.

This is why I write all of my letters in crayon.
(richardm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 11:59, closed)
But crayons have
Unique embedded radio-isotopes.

The safest way of sending a letter is "written with your own shit".
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:02, closed)
written with someone else's shit would be safer
ime.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:04, closed)
No way,
The more people you come into contact with, the greater the risk of being DISCOVERED BY THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:05, closed)

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