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( , Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Don't kid yourselves that you've been accepted to appear on 'come dine with me' because of your sparking personality.
( , Mon 13 Dec 2010, 8:34, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Exactly how boring can you be? And there she was bollocking on about saving the planet, and generally being a worthy, sanctimonious tosspot, in front of her oil-burning water boiler.
( , Mon 13 Dec 2010, 13:13, Reply)

i bet she fucking stank as well. It's more about getting attention that being kind to animals. If you were to dig deep enough you'd probably find she was raped by her dad when she was 16. She was probably a crap shag then as well.
( , Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:35, Reply)

about 10 years ago and every now and then I get asked if I want to do shit like 'Come Dine With Me'. I tell them to fuck off.
( , Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:44, Reply)
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