Want to be festive?
Don't wrap loads of tinsel around your roof rack. It might look ok in the carpark, but when you're doing 60 down the dual carriageway, it starts to disintegrate into a trail of glittery chaff behind your car making it look like your driving along in a big gay comet.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:08, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

A big gay comet., you say?
May have to try this.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 6:08, Reply)

"big gay comet"
Best of all the Radiohead albums.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:17, Reply)