BA, BAA...
...black sheep have you any brains? No sir, no sir, we're completelely useless drains.

I doubt that anyone from the above named organisations, or Highways or whoever is supposed to grit the roads in the UK, is intelligent enough to read B3ta. But just in case, this is for you...

It gets cold in winter. You know, brr brr and all that. And sometimes this white stuff falls from the sky.

It's called snow.

It happened last year. And the year before. And it will happen again.

So, sheepy beings, what you need to do is be prepared. Like America, Canada, and every country in mainland Europe that experiences snow in winter.

Simples. Snow = happens every year = people can't get places = you need to think in advance = fucking get your act together.

I'm sure I'm not the only B3tan who's stuck on my own for Christmas thanks to you, BA/BAA shit-for-brains - so here's my Christmas message:

I hope none of your nice relatives were able to turn up thanks to your incompetence. I hope that the only people who did turn up to your festivities were the stroppy drunken aunts who disapprove of everything you do and the disgusting paedo uncles who have to be locked in the shed after 9 o'clock. I hope that the lovely presents you ordered from Amazon.com didn't arrive because you closed the airports and instead you had to explain to your Mum why her only present is a set of pens that don't work from Poundland.

So, BA/BAA brains asleep, let me suggest that this weird phenomenon called snow almost certainly will happen again next year so GET READY!

To all fellow B3tans - thanks for your excellent stories this year and may you have a great Christmas and thrive and prosper in the New Year. Provided you're allowed to do so in the "adverse weather conditions..."

Cheers! Eesnahk
(eesnahk, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 23:01, Reply)