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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Avoid tired old cliches about the turkey being too dry
by nibbling around the neck, working your way down to the nipples and eventually the clitoris, instead of just plunging straight in with no warning.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 9:38, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Turkeys do not have an external clitoris.
(speedevil, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Mine does, and it's *huge*
As is its Adam's Apple.

Err, no, hang on, something's gone wrong here...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:14, Reply)
You don't go leaping at the clitoris like a bull at the gate!

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 4:00, Reply)
But what should I do then, Sir?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:27, Reply)

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