It's really really not what?
Particularly bitter-tasting?

That frightening?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:32, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Hush now.
The rate of suicide is significantly higher in 'zoophiles' than in the general population. Not to mention the dangers inherent in the attempted seduction of large carnivores. AND the terrible, sometimes fatal injuries that can be incurred in anally receptive sex with horses.

My niece may be noisy and generally unhygienic but I don't want to set her on THAT path. Not yet anyway...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:07, Reply)

I recognise all of those words
But have absolutely no idea what you're on about.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Oh.
I thought you were mischievously suggesting that my niece should have indulged in some hot girl on dog action... so I just, you know, jotted down some reasons why that might not have been a good idea.

Perhaps we have been talking at cross purposes?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I think indeed we have enangered some aquatic whale-relations.
I was trying to imply that you yourself have experimented in some way with a labrador's penis, and that you were encouraging your four year old neice to.

And I would have got away with it too, if it hadn't have been for my frankly pathetic grasp on the English language.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Not to worry.
You were right in a way - I'm mad for dog cock. God, it feels good to say that at last!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:00, Reply)