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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Keep your genitalia and bum warm in winterby receiving a good bumming and a reach-around by someone who's using Deep Heat muscle rub as lube.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:24,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Actually, deep heat as lube...* Agonisingly painful. For a looong time. Don't ask, just be thankful that we, as humans, can learn from the mistakes/adventurous youth of others.
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I sprayed Ralgex on my cock once,just to see what would happen. The pain made my eyes water.
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Mrs SLVA gave me a handjobnot long after she'd applied some Deep Heat without washing her hands properly.
I had to stop her because my cock looked like an angry bodybuilder and wouldn't go down for almost 20 minutes.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:39,
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