BMWs
Only 2% of Metros produced are still alive, the remaining 98% have been eaten by rust and or shame. Unfortunately Nissan Micras seem to be a whole lot more durable.

On the opposite end of the scale we have the archetypal BMW, which WILL end up being involved in an accident on a motorway which results in you being late for work because the driver is too much of a cockweasel to keep a repmobile on the tarmac.

And while I'm at it, I'd like to see all the Mercedes M Class/BMW Xs/Toyota Wankahs clamped, torched and finally crushed while the owners are made to watch. Owning a 4x4 the size of the HMS Illustrious in London is about as considerate and indeed as welcome an act as defecating in the street.

If your name is Cressida Partrub and you're 4'9" tall, owning a Merc M Class - which is used to intimidate other drivers/cyclists/etc out of the way as you indulge your short person complex - is only going to make the general public hate you even more.

*sighs, relaxes*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 10 Dec 2007, 11:18, Reply)