When all you've got is a hammer,
everything looks like it should be beaten to death with hammers.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 2:58, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If I had a hammer
I would hammer in the morning.

I would hammer in the evening.

ALL OVER this land.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 8:50, Reply)

I agree with this, even if its not a tip
When ive got a hammer in my hand, I go round looking for nails that need to be tapped flush to wood etc... and peices of garden furniture that needs to be straightened.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)

And whores that need offing.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:57, Reply)

'Keep a hammer beside the bed to knock in any ceiling nails that come loose in the night.'
A Viz Top Tip from 20-odd years ago, still makes me laugh.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:40, Reply)