Girls! chilling your mouth with ice cubes before perforeforming oral sex
will make a convincing 'zombie blowjob'. After all, zombies crave brains and it's a well known fact that men keep their brains in their pants.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:15, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I can't argue with that logic
(Smale is stuffed, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 7:57, Reply)

Can argue with spelling of performing, though -
but I laughed anyway!
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)

this is what happens when your laptop has a touchpad under the keyboard
and may be 'touched' by the heel of your hand while you are typing with your fingers and inserts randomshit. To my skills as a proofreader or a diligent self-reviewing editor is another issue....
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:52, Reply)