Top Tip:
Don't call your girlfriend fat.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:30, 9 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

There's a board for people like you.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)

skirt around the issue by calling her
'jolly' or 'bubbly' or describe her as having 'a nice personality' instead.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahaha
I am now going to start using the adjective "jolly" as a sardonic insult.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Online dating guide
Bubbly = Fat
Curvy = Fat
Voluptuous = Fat
Cuddly = Fat
Jolly = Fat
BBW = Fat AND ugly
Athletic = No tits or ass
New to Online dating = No shes not
A friend suggested I try this = No they didn't
28 = 38
Great Personality = Ugly

etc etc etc
( Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)

What's BBW?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Big Boned and Whiffy.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)

a Big Beautiful Woman
type 'BBW' into google images and you'll see the definition runs quite a wide range of beautiful and an even wider range of biggity.

While I defend the right of anyone to wear what they want, sometimes someone should point out that not everyone looks good in a thong, cutoff denim shorts and bikini tops while shopping in Lidl.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Rite on grlfrend!
Dem bitches jst be hatin cos dey iz JELOS!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:44, Reply)

And of course
size 12=size 20
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)