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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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When travelling abroad, make yourself understood clearly by carrying a black umbrella.If Johnny is feeling too lazy to follow what you're saying, prod him firmly in the chest with the umbrella, and wake him up by preceding your request saying loudly and firmly "NOW LISTEN HERE ... !"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 18:19,
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