Never lose your car keys
Simply leave them in the ignition
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:28, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Have you ever been halfway driving to work, half asleep,
thinking "Fuck, what have I forgotten. I've forgotten something. Erm, wallet...phone...office keyfob...lunch...carkeys...CARKEYS!...FUCKING CARKEYS! I DON'T REMEMBER PICKING UP MY FUCKING CARKEYS!... Oh. Wait a sec..." ?

Just me then?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Yes
In fact I've gone so far as to turn the carkeys in the ignition while I am driving just to check that they really are there
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Nice :-)

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)