If your going to break up with your girlfriend
F*ck her first, she may commit suicide and you wont get another chance (unless your into that)
(Chubster Will kill your children and burn your wife on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:01, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

jeez
she'd commit suicide after sleeping with you? dearie me, looks like you're the one that needs help, lovey. in all honestly she prolly wouldnt kill herself, just wet herself laughing at your 'performance'.
(bernards bitch don't want to be known for a oneliner, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:10, Reply)

Thats why i killed her
and wrote a goodbye note to her family
(Chubster Will kill your children and burn your wife on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:49, Reply)