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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
Stop your dog defecating on the carpet
By bludgeoning it to death and burying it in a hole in the garden.
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The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:01,
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latest was 14 years ago)
b y superglueing its arse shut untill it is ready to explode and then prod it with a sharp stick to see if it does
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:52,
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Make that
a very long sharp stick, in case it does
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Smale is stuffed, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:00,
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