iPhone Owners
be sure to always refer to your 'phone' as an iPhone, just to ensure that people know that you are indeed the owner of an iPhone, rather than a standard 'mobile' or 'cell' 'phone'...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Sun 3 Jul 2011, 0:51, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

this also applies to people who own a Porsche
whether or not you know them or don't know them, they will generally find a way of telling you in the first 5 minutes that they have a Porsche by crowbarring into an otherwise innocuous statement such as 'Yes, we went shopping on the weekend and then had to stop by to get some petrol FOR THE PORSCHE' or 'I've never got the right change for the parking meter whenever I go into town IN THE PORSCHE'. These are usually the people who have a 1985 924 2.0 as well.....
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 3 Jul 2011, 1:46, Reply)

How do you know when someone has an iPhone?
They tell you.
( Peej, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 10:56, Reply)

fucking annoys me this.





Sent from my HTC
(Kip, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:04, Reply)