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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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help solve the scientific wrangle between Stephen Hawking and String theoriticiansby pointing out that it doesn't matter if information is preserved past the event horizon of black holes or if it can coexist as a hologram on the frings of the gravitational well, by saying the Giant Sky Pixie made everything.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:51,
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You could also tell them that black holes don't existbecause time on the event horizon has tended to infinite slowness, therefore nothing has ever got in to it so it must therefore have no mass or information inside it. If it has no mass, energy or information, it does not exist, QED*
* This may, of course, get you lynched
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Heretic!!!!!!!Things are as they are due to the teapot located at the Lagrange Point between Tera and Luna -- anyone who says otherwise should be killed where they stand or, alternatively, stoned to death whilst their wives and offspring are raped*.
*I think this last part is too much but if it's good enough for the bibble, toroa and quorn it's good enough for me.
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