Do you like your eyeglasses especially clean?
Use mouthwash after you brush your teeth in the morning, and clean your glasses directly afterwards with a cleaning cloth. The alchohol from the mouthwash will be on your breath, and your glasses will be much cleaner for it when you blow on them during the cleaning process.

I don't know how it works with spirits. Probably just as well, with the added bonus of getting shitfaced. To be fair, if you're necking shots after you've just brushed your teeth, I doubt you give too much of a fuck about keeping your glasses clean.
(teepee_uk sniggers whenever anyone uses the word 'period', Sun 23 Mar 2008, 1:23, Reply)