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(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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I do remember...
...jocular late-20th-century sketch-show stalwart Russ Abbot spoofing the advert on an episode of his Madhouse. He was in character as inept spy Basildon Bond, at home with a glamorous lady. He offers her a coffee, saunters into the kitchen and is immediately attacked by a henchmen who attempts to strangle him.

After a few seconds of coughing, gasping, struggling and spluttering, the lady calls out from the lounge "It's OK, I don't mind instant"

...And yet I still forget my parents' birthdays.
(, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)

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