Eggs with faeces painted on
and placed back in the box make convincing 'free range local organic eggs' which you can sell at a roadside stand for twice the normal price.
( the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 8 May 2012, 23:38, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

This is actually a great idea for a scam
You could just setup an honesty box on the side of the road with a box full of Asda Smart price 25 eggs bought for £1.50, and sell them as £1.50 a half dozen.

the £5's would soon mount up :)
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:52, Reply)

How do I make sure this doesn't come back to me when everyone on b3ta starts doing it?
( the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:40, Reply)

you'd have to remove the stamp on shop bought eggs.
or you're scam like one of Gonch's off of Grange Hill would be a blinder
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:12, Reply)