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If you're enjoying a bit of late night internet filth...
...and you hear your wife descending the stairs... Do not, in a panic, switch the site that is on screen. Pornography is a lot easier to explain than the sight of you, furiously masturbating to a BBC news article about Bashar al-Assad mercilessly slaughtering Syrian civilians!
( , Tue 2 Oct 2012, 17:24, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
...and you hear your wife descending the stairs... Do not, in a panic, switch the site that is on screen. Pornography is a lot easier to explain than the sight of you, furiously masturbating to a BBC news article about Bashar al-Assad mercilessly slaughtering Syrian civilians!
( , Tue 2 Oct 2012, 17:24, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Besides
she might find you wanking and offer to finish the job for you.
( , Tue 2 Oct 2012, 18:45, Reply)
she might find you wanking and offer to finish the job for you.
( , Tue 2 Oct 2012, 18:45, Reply)
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