Secret World Government, create a new planet on the outskirts of the solar system and set it on a trajectory for a high speed collission with planet Earth
then create a superman who can leap up into the sky and deflect it away with his bare hands*. This new heroic superman can then fight a series of wars against artificially created enemys of the world's people which can help keep the masses diverted and controlled.

*Alternatively you could have the superman do an overhead volley or bycicle kick to deflect the planet away from the Earth, he could then play in premiership football games which would help keep the massed doped and subdued. You could also have him make Kate Middleton pregnant, if Kate Middleton got pregnant that would certainly help keep the masses distracted and subdued, has anyone mentioned that yet?
(theteddybearofhate, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 23:04, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

wtfayboa

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:39, Reply)

What the fuck am I banging on about? Isn't it obvious? I'm giving helpful and practical tips to the Secret World Government on how to use fear, idolization, war and divide and rule tactics to dominate and control the multitudes of planet Earth. It's really pretty self explanatory. Honestly, some people.
(theteddybearofhate, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 6:21, Reply)

ok
but i don't think they read this bit
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 23:09, Reply)

"enemies"
(username failed moderation, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:43, Reply)