Tired of paying for expensive shaving cream?
Why not use a cup of real cream, mixed with a tablespoon of mint sauce for that fresh feeling. Then, when women comment on how smooth your chin looks, you can wink and say "That's the real cream and mint sauce difference, and I save over 5p per shave. Well I would if the cream didn't curdle in the shower, pretty much wiping out any financial advantage I might otherwise have obtained. But smell the minty sauce freshness!"
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:22, Reply)