Africans
Stop banging on about walking 10 miles each day just to collect fresh water.
Remember that you live in mud nuts, it’s not like you’ve got a fucking mortgage.
Move closer!
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 13:23, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

good thinking
Also save money by getting your braodband and line rental in one package from virgin. Then use all the cash you've saved to buy condoms.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 14:53, Reply)

yes!
This has always bugged me!

Isn't living by the water source logical?
They could water their crops as well and then stop making Bob Geldolf come on the telly telling us all what a shower of bastards we are
(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 15:22, Reply)

and also
if he tells us it only costs a couple of quid a month for them to have fresh water, why doesnt he give it to them?
(Joe Guevara is well known for stealing your biscuits, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 18:37, Reply)

leaves one problem
if Geldof stops coming, who's going to give them their annual holiday from all the flies?
(diz, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 15:18, Reply)