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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Trouble finding your mobile phone?Superglue it to a cow. Unless your house is unusually large, you will rarely have trouble finding the cow.
As an added bonus, it is unlikely the cow will ever be on any floor except the ground floor, thus further cutting down the time required to find it.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 14:00, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
But reception's really bad on the ground floor(*). Now I'll have to install a cow-sized stairlift.(*)Yes, even in my reception room.
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Ghoti Fingers, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 19:35,
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It's inconvenient, I'll admitbut you will not lose your cellphone.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:44, Reply)
I heard that if a cow goes upstairs it can't go back down againSomething to do with the angle of its knees, I think.
(, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 13:53, Reply)
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