Ants coming into your house?
Watch them to see where they path (ants will ALWAYS use the same path unless it is obstructed), then simply draw a line of chalk (ordinary blackboard chalk will do) across said path. The ants will walk up to the line and then turn back (sounds bizarre I know but utterly true - try it for yourself). The cheeky little blighters will probably search out and find a new route in, but then simply repeat the cunning chalk line barrier and hey presto - and ant free house!

Failing that, simply plant dynamite in your cellar and blow the place to smithereens. Let's see those pesky ants find a way in now!
( oucheh I am have confused, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:29, Reply)