drink driving?
got this one from a book, autobiography infact so its a true story

as u get pulled over by the freindly furry piglets
take a mouthful of whiskey and just before they make
you take the breathaliser swallow
the breathaliser will show that the alcohol in your blood
should mean you're very very dead
making it void and off you toodle


(not sure how they don't notice the smell but hey)
(kristofski6992, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 23:38, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well,
What they will actually more likely do is take you down to the station and do a proper one.

The most effective way to not get done is not to drive after drinking. This will also enable you not to crash into my car and leave me smashed up against a wall on the pavement, and then drive off due to your fear of having another DUI hit and run with injury convictions.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:37, Reply)

true madham..
But this is b3ta, not digital spy general discussion forums.

I heard roumer that hiding a two pence peace under the tounge whilst doing the breatherliser somehow lets you get off with it. Not sure if theres any truth in that.

Anyway the best way to get away with a DUI is to smash your car into a tree at 80mph. Hopefully you'll be too dead or brain damaged to give a shit.
(Miggyman, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 8:26, Reply)

I don't imagine they would appreciate...
you pouring out a wee dram at the roadside.

"Hold on a minute offisher, theresh shomething in the boot i need to drink firsht..."
(SlamDunc loves orange soda..., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 16:24, Reply)