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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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De-militarise the whole kids' breakfast theme with the boiled eggsby renaming the traditional toast slice 'soldiers' as 'Toast Community Support Officer'. Then act surprised when they go limp at the first sight of a smashed egg with its insides all running out.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 0:10,
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