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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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If you're having a crap and realise you've run out of toilet paperApre crap simply kneel in front of the family dog which will promptly lick your ringpiece tongue ticklingly clean. This works.
The Andrex slogan was supposed to be 'Andrex. Soft on your bum like a puppy dog's tongue' but they changed it for some reason.
It's true.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
..Or...The big black fucker will stab you in the shitter with his nasty glistening lipstick.
This tip requires a warning caveat:
'Only for Spaniels or smaller'.
Right, off out now to buy the dog some flowers.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:43, Reply)
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