permanently mentally damage your children,
by constructing a fake scrotum with a chamois leather, replica testicles with two peeled boiled eggs, some jam and two live worms,
and having a 'hilarious' accident whilst chopping something up whilst wearing a dressing gown in your kitchen.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:30, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

having a 'hilarious' accident whilst chopping something up whilst wearing a dressing gown in your kitchen

sticking them on the table and pulverising them with a lump hammer.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:39, Reply)

my kids are too big to be hit with lump hammers...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Weed.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:26, Reply)

I tried that
but my youngest wont inhale, and the oldest just tokes it all without sharing...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:50, Reply)