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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Management consultants or people with degrees in "management" or "business studies".Stick a big pineapple into your rectum rather violently. This should give you some idea of how people feel about you and what you're doing to the company. For added effect, stick a hungry leech to your neck.
Please also consider going back to university and studying a proper subject.
N.B: If none of the above helps you, then, at least, it'll provide the rest of the working public a damn good laugh at your expense.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 12:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Management consultants....................are people who borrow your watch and then charge you when you ask them the time.
Yes, I have suffered under these leeches before.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 11:54, Reply)
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