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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Convince your children you hatethem by making them eat sprouts.
Or fucking cabbages*
*not 'fucking' cabbages. Not in front of the kids, anyway. And I'm talking about food, not people in wheelchairs.
Fuck off.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:36, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
This is the internet sound of an exhausted family man, already tired of Christmas, who has no prospects of ever returning to the carefree days of his bachelorhood. (
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:00,
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Hah. It did come across asslightly jaded, didn't it?
I'm sure having spent all weekend with Grandma (3 hours driving each way) and 15 other family members has nothing to do with it.
Pint?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:26, Reply)
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