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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Save money at Channel 4by combining Benefits Street and Immigration Street because, surely, statistically, some immigrants are benefit claimants, and vice versa. And also, surely, statistically, one of them might be a paedoe, so you could call it 'The Immigrant Peadoe Next Door on Benefits Street.'
Fuck it, why not press every button and make 'The HIV-Positive Terrorist Peaeadoeeaeeoe Immigrant Tax-Avoiding Drug Dealing Single Mother Alcoholic Pavement Cyclist on Benefits Street' - then any Daily Mail readers who happen to watch it would explode.
Or did I go too far with 'pavement cyclist'?
LAIGHTERZ SWEEETIEZS!
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