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(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Do not put a frozen pilchard up your anus for sexual gratification
or for some other reason. Perhaps you want to take one home from the fishmonger but your pockets are full? Or maybe you want to surprise your cat for its dinner. Either way, its scales will lift open as it thaws in the warmth of your colon and you wont be able to pull it out again without tearing your ringpiece to tatters
(, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 15:36, 1 reply, 7 months ago)
unless you put it in tail first

(, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 18:02, Reply)

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