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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Do not put a frozen pilchard up your anus for sexual gratificationor for some other reason. Perhaps you want to take one home from the fishmonger but your pockets are full? Or maybe you want to surprise your cat for its dinner. Either way, its scales will lift open as it thaws in the warmth of your colon and you wont be able to pull it out again without tearing your ringpiece to tatters
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 15:36,
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