Public Farting
Have you ever found yourself in a crowded place with of fear of reprisals should you bequeath unto the world a loud fart of behemoth proportions?

Fear not! Surreptitiously pull your ass cheeks apart and allow the methane to glide silently and uninterrupted through your arse cavity with stealth the SAS can only dream of.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:37, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Or alternatively get elected to public office
Where your offensive gaseous emissions will be adopted as "policy".
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:39, Reply)

tries
shits
(knackerz is skinning up, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:09, Reply)