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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Top tiptrying to commit suicide? Don't use Paracetamol. it takes a week to die in agony of Liver failure, during which time you will realize life isn't that bad after all. Instead jump off a cliff, or in front of a high speed locomotive.
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Please don't......jump infront of a high speed train - it's certainly messy, causes undue stress to us Train Drivers and contrary to popular belief, often does not result in instant death - listening to the screams of someone who's had their limbs ripped off, lying underneath your train is not something I'd reccommend.
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HSDriver was probably still at work on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:28,
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I thought of you when I saw thisbut couldn't remember your username.
^^Read all his train-related QOTW answers for more.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:05,
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