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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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When using a Japanese toiletto clean the shit off your arse and legs following a sharp, unpleasant shock, be sure to press the 'WASH ARSE' button. The *other* other button causes a blast of hot air to bake the still-fresh shitstains onto your skin.
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chart cat has an itch, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:31,
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