Chocolate Manufacturers
Ensure your 'brand' retains 'prominence' throughout the festive season. When producing tins of assorted chocolates, be sure to include two revolting flavours such as strawberry, marzipan or anything else which appeals solely to old people and tedious early-thirties bell-ends called Justin who have nothing better to do than start Facebook groups half-heartedly campaigning for the return of discontinued confectionary.

The inclusion of these disgusting varieties will ensure that your tin, rather than being emptied in two days and hurled to the back of the shed, will remain in place on the nation's sideboards long into January, holding a sorry collection of unpleasant leftover sweets, until they are either eaten whilst drunk or emptied into a small souvenir ashtray and ignored until Halloween, when they'll be handed to disappointed trick-or-treaters.
(costas, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

send me your marziapn and strawberry sweets
i'm not called justin and i don't have a facebook profile

but i do like marzipan and strawberry
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 18:09, Reply)