Motorists
When being cavity-searched in the street by police, ensure you bend over on the lower passenger side of your windscreen so that your torso covers up the expired tax-disc.
(costas, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 9:40, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Motorists
When being cavity-searched in the street by police, be sure to take them to the fucking cleaners for performing a massively illegal cavity search in the street.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 15:38, Reply)

I'm fairly sure he was a policeman.
He said he was.
(costas, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Was this in San Fransisco?
He didn't have an Indian and a construction worker with him, perchance?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 16:49, Reply)

hehe
You just made me chuckle.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 21:07, Reply)