Rail companies
Here's a radical suggestion.

For one day at least why don't you try and be not shit? You almost managed not to be shit last Thursday, but this oversight was quickly remedied and normal "standards" of piss poor service and value for money were achieved.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh and apologies to Coopsweb

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:34, Reply)

Now now
That radical talk will get you nowhere.
Next you'll be expecting them to be clean, or be able to hear the (infrequent and misleading) announcements.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:07, Reply)