Old Ladies
Hold the bus up by standing obliviously next to it while it's at the bus station, then flapping wildly when it starts to move away so the driver has to stop again to let you on.
Then fuck about in your handbag looking for your bus pass for two minutes.
Then take ages to get to your seat, before the bus can finally move off.

Despite the tone of this post, I wasn't actually angry; I was just in absolute awe of the effort she'd put into delaying everyone. I hope to be that annoying when I'm old.

Oh, and the icing on the cake was that when she got to her stop, she stopped for a chat with another old lady about to get on in the bus doorway so noone else could get on or off.
Spectacular.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:55, Reply)