Chav Corsa drivers
Instead of buying a 1.1 base model at £2k ish and then spending £6k on plastic bits for the outside, wide wheels, a mahoosive stereo and a dustbin to strap over your tailpipe - leaving you with a car that looks like it'll do warp 3 but is still a 1.1 bloody vauxhall.

Try buying a £5k Alfa. It'll piss all over a chavmobile on the straight and round corners.

And you won't look such a cunt.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You've missed the point.
I'm certain they do this to look like cunts.
There doesn't seem to be any other logical explanation.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:07, Reply)

if there is an explanation
beyond moronic instinct, then it certainly defies logic and understanding.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:15, Reply)