Stepped in a dog turd?
No problem! Simply walk into every single room in the entire house, trailing it absolutely everywhere, before utterring the phrase "Oh! I think I must have stepped in shit" and making a sort of disgusted "uuurgh" noise. Make the whole problem better by walking on the side of your shoe instead of just taking it off, then simply piss off to the shops, safe in the knowledge someone else will clean it up, probably.

And while you are at the shops, forget to buy me any Irn Bru like I asked you to either, Dad.

Tchoh.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 3:54, Reply)