Masticators
When chewing gum at work, ensure that you keep your mouth open as much as possible during the entire process. The ensuing slurping and lip-smacking will create much heated debate about who is going to kill you, stimulating a sense of camaraderie amongst your work colleagues.

Note : Wearing headphones will mean you don't have to listen to it, and can concentrate on YouTube until the fateful moment.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*boils*
Yes, i feel your rage....let loose with the violence.

Alternatively, sarcastically ask them if they could chew a little bit louder as there is an unfortunate person some 500 yards away who cannot hear the full glory of their mastication.






cnuts
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:43, Reply)

I like your idea!
I was thinking of a web-cam as well. And the violence, of course :-)
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:02, Reply)