How to annoy your friends using "The Wire"
Step 1: Have a lot of free time, possibly due to being unemployed.

Step 2: Watch all five seasons of "The Wire" over the course of eleven days.

Step 3: Congratulations, you will now have developed an unintentional Baltimore accent and will continue to use phrases from the program around your loved ones,

Examples include:

Referring to a friend exagerating a particular aspect of a story as "Juking the stats"

Where you would normally let your friends know that you are returning to the bar for another pint you will now say you are off to "Hit the re-up" or something similar

Most annoyingly of all, everyone will be given very odd nicknames such as "Bubbles", "Stringer" or "Wee-bey"

Well done, you have now annoyed all your friends.
(rocknroll_pirate had a dream involving holly willoughby and custard, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Haha so true
I'm laughing because I was actually doing that this weekend.

For example on explaining something fresh, I will end the conversation with: "Do you feel me nigger?"

Also the use of the term "motherfucker" has increased tenfold.

When disapointed, a slow, exaggerated Bunk like drawl - "Sheeeeeeeeeeittttttt".
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:34, Reply)