Or ...
... simply grow a gorgeous, healthy, (Commander Riker style) manly beard and repel 87% of the female population by default.

Still, it weeds out the shallow ones I guess. Plus, you get to lick your moustache a few hours after eating something tasty and re-enjoy the experience.

Any b3tan ladies interested in having their inner-thighs tickled?
( squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 23:11, Reply)